Σάββατο 14 Οκτωβρίου 2023

Καλοί τρόποι 2

Το καλό με αυτούς που ακολουθούν την εναλλακτική ιατρική και τις ολιστικές θεραπείες είναι άνθρωποι ειρηνικοί, κυρίως διότι ο οργανισμός τους είναι αδύναμος από τις τόσες παθήσεις, από τις οποίες υποφέρουν. Οπότε οι καλοί τρόποι προστάζουν να τους τραμπουκίζουμε και να τους κοροϊδεύουμε όπου και όποτε μπορούμε. Εφόσον κάποιος κατάφερε να τους κοροιδέψει ότι ένα μπουκάλι νερό με μισή σταγόνα αμοξίλ είναι ικανό να κάνει τον οργανισμό τους ανθεκτικό στο έιτζ, έχουν κερδίσει όλα τα ξεφτιλίκια και τα βραβεία Δαρβίνου

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  1. Έχεις ξεχάσει το φως του μπαλκονιού ανοιχτό εδώ και κανένα μήνα. Καίει νύχτα μέρα.
    Κάνε ομελέτα κι έρχεται ο λογαριασμός.

    (Όχι εσύ Χωστηρα, ο Ινδιάνος)

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  2. We straight gassin', cuttin' straight to the bricks. Haha, this shit ain't nothin' to me, man. We smokin' Runtz. Shorty got a BBL, took that shit out because she couldn't run. I had to do it to them, snipe! I went Judge Judy on that pussy, snipe! I'm not loyal to anybody. I'mma demon. I have no loyalty for anyone—never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me, haha! This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. My money longer than James Cameron. On and off the court, straight fundamentals, no funny business. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. Movin' like Dracula, we get it back in blood. You see it? I really did this. I'm really him. Flipped a whole brick into an empire. Stop playing with me. I have no sympathy. I live for this shit. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. I'm nice wit' it, haha! My money long. My pockets deep. No pocket watchin' in these parts. We straight gassin', cuttin', straight to the bricks. Chanel optics got me seein' shit.

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    1. Έφαγα κουνουπίδι κοκκινιστό με πατάτες

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    2. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man

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    3. Y'all gotta stop playin' with me, man. I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the Great Pyramids. I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. Tied the opps to the back of a Trackhawk and dragged them around the block for 24 hours. Motherfucker look like a Resident Evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with him. Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant. I'm movin' like Oppenheimer. She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle. They thought I was Stephen Wallace. Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm. I have seen the Magna Carta. I have seen the eye of horror. I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type one civilization. This shit ain't nothin' to me you stupid piece a shit. Step the wrong way and you will perish. That pussy feel like Biscoff Butter. You think I care about this shit? Ask me if I care about this shit 'cause I don't give a shit. If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a shit, I'd be broke 'cause I don't give a shit. My bitch look like David Hasselhoff. I balled so hard they thought I was a fuckin' nutsack. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. I'll kill you, you stupid piece a shit.I’m movin' different. This shit ain’t nothin' to me, man. I’m a dog. I’m bitin' the fart bubbles in the bath. We smokin' symbiote. Smokin' that Whoopi Goldberg, South Egyptian, fur burger deluxe, Mega Millions scratcher, skunk bubba kush. We smokin' dung beetle. I’m on 12 Vicodins, smokin' on Scooby-Doo dick. We smokin' Sequoia, Banshee boogers. We snortin' that good Buffalo Soldier, tamarind, Jordanian gibbies. They must have amnesia. They forgot that I’m him. That Burberry Backwoods pack hittin'. That pussy smell like a Hellcat V8. We smokin' shit in a glass pipe, blowin' the Lord’s bubbles. I’m sick in the head. I’m on them Broward county Tic-Tacs. I’m on them Georgetown geronimoes. I’m on them Nashville nibblers. I left my Margiela’s in the Benz trunk. I’ll have to stunt on them next time. I don’t give a fuck if I go blind. I don’t need to see the price tag anyway. We s- I’m high on 12 Jason Bournes, lookin' to beat the cum out of a thick, fresh oak. We smokin' filtered crack you stupid piece a shit. I’ll fuckin' kill you. Call that pussy The Matrix 'cause I’m in this bitch and I can’t get out. Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him. I need more Sequoia, Banshee boogers. Don’t be shy, girl. I love me some pastrami mudflaps. I’m movin' like French Montana. Heh? Welcome to the Cream Kingdom, bitch! Open up! Blac Chyna, I’d drink her piss out of another man’s balls. My shooter a crackhead. He look like Woody Harrelson. You ain't seen ten bands in your life, jit! Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example

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    4. Ρε θείτσο πιάσε μωρή μαλάκα να γράψεις κανένα βιβλίο και άσε το γαμημένο το ίντερνετ, αφού βλέπεις ότι θα τυφλωθείς από τη μαλακία

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    5. Χαχαχα, έχω πεθάνει στο γέλιο ρε χως,
      Θα με περάσουν για παλαβό πλάσμα πάλι!!!

      Η μαλακια πάει σύννεφο και το κουνούπι ατσάλι..
      Χρωστήρα κάνε ένα κείμενο για την ψυχική υγεία, θέλω να δω την γνώμη σου.

      Παρδαλό Κατσίκι

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    6. I have no loyalty for anyone—never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me, haha! This shit ain't nothin' to me, man.

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