H 8EOGONIA KATA TON XWSTHRA

   


   Ena kairo, xiliades xronia prin me anakalypsei h fysh, yphrxe enas 8eos kai te8oia.
Autos apofasise tote na ftiaksei tous an8rwpous kai ta ypoloipa zwa, gia na exei ki autos ena thim-park na ksekourazetai tis Kyriakes kai na autokavlantizetai pou einai toso gamatos kai gyalisteros.


   Meta pou eftiakse ola ta gamata zwa (kai eidika tis araxnes pou trwne ta gamwkounoupa), arxise na ftiaxnei kai ton an8rwpo. Alla oxi se mia, alla polles parallages, gia na paizei kai ligo ratsizmos kai na exoume stand-ap-komedi me ratsistika asteia na gelame.


   Sthn arxh ftiaxnei tous maurous, glitzerous kai peinaleous kai tous afhke sthn Afrikh gia na maurisoun pio kala kai na einai pio kalopshmenoi apo tous ypoloipous. Gia na antista8misei thn adikia, tous edwse kati pswles NAAAAAAA kai apofasise kai oti kai oi apogonoi tous 8a exoune kati pswles NAAAAAAA, tetoies wste oi gomenes na kanoune monozygo kai askhseis aeros. Alla gia na to ksanaferei sta isa tou apofasise oti mia megalh meiopshfia tous, 8a exei kai tis mikroteres pswles sto gozmo, opote malakizmenes na ma8ainete oti otan einai na pate me mauro, riskarete poly na pesete kai se periptwsh-pekinoua. Tous edwse epishs to xarisma na exoun megalous kai dynatous myes, tetoious pou 8a zhleue kai ena alogo, wste na .....boroun na skotwnontai mono me bistolia metaksy tous sto Bronx kai sto Harlem gia psyllou phdhma.


    Meta eftiakse tous Indianous, alla oxi autous apo thn India, alla tous allous pou zousan sthn Amerikh. Autous den tous kalopshse, gia na boroun na diaferoun apo tous maurous kai tous edwse kati mytes san tsigelia, wste na fainontai agrioi kai mysthriwdeis. Toso mysthriwdeis, pou den kseroume kan ti sxhma exoun oi pswles tous. Fhmes lene oti den vriskontai kan sto klassiko shmeio anamesa sta podia, giati se oles oi anaparastaseis tous pou einai me foustes psa8ines, den vlepoume pou8ena ixnos pswlhs, anti8eta tous vlepoume synexeia me kati terastia ftera sto kefali, gegonos pou dikaiologei tis ypopsies mou oti einai h an8rwpinh ekdoxh tou monokerou.




    Meta eftiakse tous kitrinous kai tous Indous (nai autous pou zoun sthn kanonikh India kai oxi sth moufa pou anakalypse o Kwlomvos) kai tous evale na dialeksoun to xrwma tous, ta matia tous kai to plh8os ths trixas. Oi kitrinoi dialeksan prwtoi me poustia kai phran ta matia kai to kitrino xrwma, enw oi Indoi phran tis trixes. Opote edwse kai stous 2 mikres pswles.
     Evale tous kitrinous pou den eixan trixes na zoun se xwres me poly kryo kai tous ekane kontous san hobbits. Tous Indous pou eixan polles trixes, tous evale na zoun sthn India kai na idrwnoun san poustides me tosh trixa kai gi' auto vrwmoun kai zexnoun. H diastaurwsh metaksy tous, mas edwse merikes akoma endiaferouses fyles, opws tous Pakistanous kai tous Bagladesianous pou geniountai me ena kouva ki mia allh malakia, pou den kserw pws th lene gia na ka8arizoun tzamia kai syxnazoun sta fanaria.


   Meta eftiakse tous leukous kai eipe "autous 8a tous afhsw apshtous" kai tous evale sthn Eurwph gia na sxhmatisoun thn Eurozwnh kai na anakalypsoun to podosfairo kai th malakia to badminton. 
    Mes sth megalopshxia tou, tous edwse mia plh8wra pswlwn, diaforwn sxhmatwn kai mege8wn, wste na mh variountai kai na boroun na exoun kai kathgories pswlhs sta tsontokanala tou internet.




    Meta apo polles amfivolies kai eswterikes maxes, apofasise na ftiaksei kai tous Ellhnes, alla o 8eos ekeinh thn epoxh htan se toso bourdello psyxologikh fash, wste vghkame liiiiigo.....gamhse ta.
   Gi' auto kai mas evgale kai se 2 diaforetikes faseis.


H prwth htan peiramatikh. Eftiakse prwta tous Krhtikous kai tous Spartiates me gamhsterosynh perissia kai kati pswles san sarissa voutigmenh sto anavoliko kai evale tous allous laous na mas epiti8ontai, wste na exei ki autos to diko tou on-lain-stratetzi geim kai panta nikousame, giati eixame divain-wouil kai seiving-8roou akoma ki otan to palouki htan miso xiliosto prin bei sto gwlo mas.    Kapakia, mas ekane sofous san gourou kai mas evale me to zori n' anakalypsoume th grafh gia na boroume na deixnoume stis epomenes genies ti arixdatoi eimaste.


    Otan vare8hke, leei "de gamietai", parataei to paixnidi kai paei gia ypno, afhnontas mas sto eleos twn ork pou zousan gyrw-gyrw.
Mexri na ksypnhsei eixe ginei to kako. Latinoi glitzides "erastes" ths kwlaras, dourkoi, eurwpaikh enwsh kai loipoi arxisan na mas phdoun alyphta. Otan ksypnhse htan pleon arga. Oi ellhnes eixan ginei pio eurwpaioi ki apo tous eurwpaious kai pio dourkoi ki ap' tous dourkous. Tote apofasise na kanei th drastikh kinhsh.


   Dhmiourgise, mesa sthn sofia tou, tis Rwssides kai ton Tzipra.