Τρίτη, 24 Απριλίου 2012

DEN EXW POLY WRA

Gi' auto 8a kanw mia grhgorh anarthsh.

   Sorry gia ta greeklish, alla to plhktrologio sto i-cafe me grafei st' arxidia tou kai arneitai peismatika na mou paraxwrhsei tis yphresies tou alt-shift, xwris na gnwrizei fysika poios eimai.

   Syntoma 8a paiksei i-pad sto dwmatio tou ksenodoxeiou pou menw kai meta 8a ginei ths poutanas leme!

Gia osous anarwtiountai gia to ti ginetai me tis touristries, 'h akoma xeirotera, m' autous pou nomizoun oti parathsa to blog kai twra gamw deksia-aristera, kanoun la8os. Pros to paron exei mono gerolaia, alla kai pali den 8a phgaina me to ka8e savouri pou 8a mou gyalize, giati apo mia hlikia kai meta, asxoleisai me thn poiothta (re pousth den borw na grapsw "pxoiothta" giati fainetai geloio) kai oxi me thn posothta. 

   Arxizw pali na xanw ton patsa pou apekthsa ton xeimwna, opote borw kai koumpwnw pali (sxedon) ola ta koumpia tou kalou mou tzin (oxi oti kai polyendiafereste, alla prepei kapws na gemisw th selida), enw to kormi mou arxizei pali na pairnei to xrwma ths sokolatas galaktos pou toso agaphsate. 

   To kako einai oti den mporw na exw ta skylia mou mazi mou, pou ta agapw ta bastarda, alla 8a mou kanane to dwmatio sa pago gyftou sth la'i'kh (5 euro to kommati).

   Me ta kounoupia ta pame poly kala. Me enoxloune gia kana misawro prin koimh8w kai meta mou gamane ta rammata.

   Pinw espresso ka8e merakserwgw kai te8oia.

   X8es ekana kai to prwto banio sth 8alassa kai kapws moudiasan t' paparia mou, alla egw synexiza, giati prepei na ginw pali san Spartiaths polemisths.

Auta....

Parakalw ta sxolia na einai sto pneuma tou keimenou, opote, na xrhsimopoihsete mono greeklish, giati alliws 8a diagrafoun. An einai anor8ografa greeklish, pali 8a diagrafoun. An grapsei sxolia o Mikeius, pali 8a diagrafoun. An grapsete sxolia se "englishnika" (aglika me ellinikous xarakthres), pali 8a diagrafoun. An grapsei  sxolia kapoios me nosima seksoualika metadidomeno mesw internet , 8a diagrafoun. An grapsete sxolia pou na me katarieste na mh mou ksanashkw8ei, 8a diagrafoun. An exeis gynaikomasteia kai den eisai gynaika, ta sxolia sou 8a diagrafoun.

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  1. ΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑ!!!!!! Par'oti ta greeklish mou spane ta neyra to apolaysa to sygekrimeno post!!! Lexeis opws "te8oia, la'i'kh, synexiza" ginontai explhxtikes!!!
    (ekana kai thn epanastash mou! To gelio einai sta ellhnika... Ama 8es diegrapse to)
    --plynthrio(XAXAXAXA kai to onoma mou xalia einai!)

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    1. plynthrie esy kseplenes ta fraga tou tsoxatzo.

      to 8ema einai na einai euanagnosto to gnjhgjhglyjgljgjygyghfdtynmhblkjl;khj;lk alliws ginetai bourdelo

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  2. No, you kariolis. You are not going to make me do this. Delete it-I don't muthafucking care. No greeklish for ya, punk.
    P.S: Is there even an english word for kariolis?

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    1. na kai oi aderfes katsaba...OI DIDYMES ADERFES KATSAMBA na symplhrwnoun oi mia thn allh. Panta h8ela na phdhksw didymes kai afou h mia einai konth kai h allh psilh, o Perinio 8a mou pairnei pipa or8ios kai o Thomas 8a mou glyfei tis vyzotrixes

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  3. Right, we get it. No comments whatsoever.
    (You did not forbid real english, did you dear?)
    P.S. loved 'gerolaia'

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    1. queen's english are not forbidden by no means!!!

      "gerolaia" is the new black

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  4. Manolo de tha to pistepseis, alla anakalypsa kati sygklonistiko! An pas ton cursor pano stin endeiksi "EN" kato deksia, mporeis na allakseis ti glwssa kai xwris alt&shift! An to pc den exei katholou ellinika piasto kai valto ston kolo tou malaka pou to estise!
    Gia ta kounoupia, anave ena fos ekso, kai svine to mesa an de mporeis na kaneis tipota allo. Mi gemisei simadia apo maniako ksysimo to sokolatenio(galaktos) kormi sou kai gineis san arapis dalmatias!

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    1. asteiooooooooooooooooo....'ntaks' eimai skrapas alla oxi kai toso.....'ntaks' malakia eipa, to dokimasa twra alla oute pali allakse.

      Pros to paron ta kounoupia den einai toso epikindyna kai den me kanane baoulo apo ta tsimpimata, alla exw ginei san profylaktiko me bibikia

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  5. ainte kalh arxh.ennoeitai pws de tha phgaines me savourgia,meta th victoria kai tis alles thees,ti na sou poun ta diafora ki adiafora gomenakia.ta zwntana einai se kala xeria;elenh

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    1. ta zwntana einai se kala xeria kai o gatos mou kai ta psaria (mhpws n' arxisw na kovw eisithrio zowlogikou sto spiti mou???)

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  6. Panta na vriskeis xrono Koumpare gia to anagnostiko sou koino pou se latreyei!

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    1. koubare esy koita na pantrefteis xeimwna pou 8a borw na 'r8w sto gamo, alliws th gamhses

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    1. prwton: eipa "sxolia", plh8yntikos kai te8oia.
      deyteron: ayto gia sena to eriksa teleiws "adeiana", den perimena oti 8a egrafes re papara, edw den hksera oti eixes dei kan to blog mou ki as to eixa xiliodiafhmisei mia epoxh sto tsat sou, pou parempiptontws.....isws na ekanes kala kai to evgales giati eixe gemisei kounoupia pou svourizane mono malakies

      TRITON : RE MALAKA ESY DEN EXEI NA VOULWSEIS MERIKES XILIADES STOMATA????
      Ektos vevaia an afhneis to blog sou na pe8anei aksioprepws, opws eixes pei se mia synenteuksh kapote (nai th diavasa)

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  8. Είσαι μαλάκας και φασίστας και λαικιστής και αντιπρόσωπος.


    Καλά να περνάς ρε μουνάκι. Σου εύχομαι τα καλύτερα.

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